okay, I is move back to blogger for a bit

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bye.

 Harrow sparrow, i is finish.

i don’t really feel the thrill of the end as much as i expected it to be. i know, such a fucking downer but really the moment was so ephemeral and then you’re like OKAY MOVE ON ALREADY.

I just went to the library and borrowed books and i am GONNA READ MY ASS OFF, okay nerdfest for you lah, but that’s a huge fun fair for me. Yes, i’ve waited 39048093248329084 lightyears to read criminal thrillers and chicklit books. Lightyear is not even a quantity measuring time, its distance so my bad.

imma watch all ten seasons of friends, all seven seasons of gilmore girls, the big bang theory and TRUE BLOOD SEASON THREE FASTERFASTER COME OUT. Alexander Skarsgard is pretty darn fine I must say.

OH, manipedi definitely I need to stop picking on the sides of my nails, they’re horrendouzzzzzz.

I’m gonna sew my ass off, I NEED TO BUY FABRIC CB.

OKAY DONE, my blogging spark just got extinguished

NS

HELLO PLEASE SHUT UP THANK YOU. OKAY YOU KNOW WHAT, I'LL PASS YOU THE DUCT TAPE TOMORROW THANK YOU. ON SECOND THOUGHT, YOU MIGHT WANT A MEGA STAPLER AND CONTACT GLUE AND A STRONG PADLOCK. I don't think that's enough. Ohoh, I'm so malicious. Okay bye, im done revising all the sec four social studies themes. HUMANITIES IS THE SEX. And I don't have to do math anymore because IM DONE WITH EMATH AND AMATH. Good riddance, okay bye fo' real.

xo
Ns

Random happening of the day: So i was watching tv with my younger brother when the mitsubishi fridge ad came on that has uv light inside so our veggies will be fresh and all, so my younger brother suddenly voiced out,


My throat is sore from all the carbonated drinks at every single house I visit. NOT COMPLAINING ABOUT THE FOOD THOUGH, DAMN SEX. And I have two papers tmr and lunch/dinner with the lovely Tenth Conspiracy.


xo
NS

oh, new word 'ficking' whoopsy fingers dont dance well on the keyboard once you' ve hit the books too much. what is wrong with people nowadays, trying to pick up a fight and act all tough oh well, whatever her name is IM SMARTER THAN YOU! That's definitely a plus point. Okay cut to the point, I've been itching to blog about squeaky shoes. Yeap, those things that make the most horrendous sound on the feet of little toddlers. WHAT ARE PARENTS PUTTING ON THEIR CHILDREN'S FEET! And just because your child wears crocs, doesnt mean you have to match them and look all cute. Oh whoops, inspiration just flew right out of my fingertips, my movie's done downloading.

I WILL GET BACK TO SQUEAKY SHOES, I SWEAR. SOMEONE NEEDS TO STAND UP. Geez, what a heck of a deal.

xo,
Nisa S.

Welcome to the gang, someone's sixteen. Any thrill? Yeap, for the first few minutes after the clock strikes twelve. After that you're just like, heck i'm sixteen, whoopsy just a number lets get a move on with life, kids! Definite pluses would be NC16 flicks but please, do we sixteens look like we have time to catch a flick in the midst of papers? And the big deal lasts up until the end of the year when all your peers turn sixteen as well.

Then you look around and you're like, 'oh look everyone's sixteen, next year's not a big deal as well, seventeen's just seventeen.' and whoever coined the term 'sweet sixteen' must be a genius. i was totally on the brink of tooth decay yesterday when cherrybum brought me out for macaroons, fudge, salted caramel and vanilla oreo cupcakes. i swear 'sweet' is such an understatement, i was on cloud 93849038439284 a million times. sweet as fuck.

random fact, amy winehouse is awesome but she's waf. 'why dontchu come on over valerieeeeehhhhh.' so, all in all sixteen's not really a big deal. sixteen is just sixteen, though it sounds ultimately catchy, sixteen xsixteen sixteeen. sounds so much better than fifteen<<such a mouthful sheeshshshsh. okay stop.

k bye
xo
nisa

something to rub into the faces of my minors while the moment lasts - IM SIXTEEN AND YOU'RE NOT k bye.

I might just be in for the uncanny resemblance and sultry eyes. Shit. Stupid Andrei Arshavin.

xo
Nisa.

So here's the deal, the game of soccer is not as easy as 'the- ball-go-inside-goalpost-then-score-liao'. Everyone knows about tense rivalries and transfer ins and outs. But you see what keeps girl fans going is the question, the game or the players. Well, let me enlighten you. We keep these two in mind but not at the same time, and that is the opposite of what people assume. Like, 'Oh, she only likes the watch the hot guys run around chasing a ball.' That's where you're wrong. The love of the game itself its there, its there, fret not. I'm in a position where one might assume I'm a traitor. I support Manchester United, yet I go around drooling over Andrei Arshavin of Arsenal. THATS LIKE FORBIDDEN. No, keep in mind they're separate. The game is the game. But when a hot player appears on the screen, we tend to shift to the hormonal side, 'OH HOT GUY!' Okay then you switch back again. Occasionally, these two functions clash but most of the time its one or the other. So, dont assume that we're only in for the dudes. We're keeping our eyes only on one ball, mind you, well, most of the time at least.

xo,
Nisa.

NYAHAHAHAHAHA, LOOOK WHAT BOO FOUND IN MY OLD BLOG.



Click to enlarge i guess.

xo
Nisa S

Aww, isnt this picture totally worthy to be on a postcard. I KNOW RIGHT! Its the path I take everytime I go for tuition. The flowers were all blooming and falling on that day. Too bad the path isnt that long.

I haven't had the inspiration to update ze eljay, but here's some pictures. I have yet to scan my fisheye shots. Soon aight?

xo,
Nisa S.

P.S - We shall find out later. Will you be there?

I feel like picking up the phone and screaming, 'I FUCKING TOLD YOU SO!' at the instant you answer my call and then I hang up, leaving you baffled and guilty. Talk about impulses, empty yet fills the heart with satisfaction, full to the brim, sometimes overflowing.

1. 'Told you so!' - To be said out loud in a singsong tone, resulting in victory and satisfaction in contrast to the reciever's shame and guilt of losing.

On a lighter note, Shia LaBeouf has stopped exercising half naked :( Sad news people, since his half nakedness has been all the rage in tabloids. HOT GALORE.

Right now, I'm killing ants once at a time. Crushing them mercilessly between my fingers, some ant holocaust eh. I'm listening to Arctic Monkeys Live in Glastonbury, consecutive doses of awesomenezzzz, the crowd sings along to the guitar riffs, loves it. I'm so crushing on the Harry Potter Hardcover Set. My dad bought my first set with the first three books over Amazon when I was a kid, and honestly I never read them until the movie came out. I know, I was missing all the joy in the world (okay, melodramatic) until then. But more kesian for those who never even touched a page of Harry Potter and claims that watching the movie is enough, NO SHIT LITTLE KID! You're missing the best thing in life (okay, drama lagi, sorry eh) I know exaggeration but you know, awesomeness is to be given extremely high praises. Just pick up the bloody book and read, don't tell me the introduction is boring you out because I've heard that time and again.

Okay, touchy subject. Picking up girls, no not pick as in kutip but trying to hit on girls. I've had my share of experiences but its usually the bad ones that I remember, the good ones, mm pretty vague to be honest. To hit on girls, its a talent to be honest. Its not something you can get from the books or anything like that, it just comes naturally. If you don't have the flair, then let's just hope you can impress a girl in other ways -wiggles eyebrows you know what i mean la come on-

Case Study 1 (The Guy Who Works At Starbucks): Okay well, this dude here. On a scale of 1 to 10 of hotness, he's a six. Almost there but barely there you know. So, my usual order. I asked for a Caramel Frappucino with Whipped Cream before he could ask me what I wanted to order. And then he replied, 'I dont take your order leh,' with such cheekiness in attempt to menggatal, but to no avail. What was I supposed to say? Seriously dude, you wanna try to strike up a conversation with me or you just wanted to see me roll my eyes? And then he said, 'No lah, just kidding la.' My response was a forced smile, prolonged by the exchange of cash. If you wanna hit on girls you gotta have charisma to even start with, if you talk like that you're plunging into a dark abyss of FAILURE.

And cheesy lines such as, 'I'm cos^2. You're sin^2. Together we are 1,' seriously do not work. If you nak kena sepak dengan selipar, then you're more than welcomed to add that to your list of pickup lines. Geddit? Sin^2 + cos^2 = 1. Okay Add Math nerd pick up line. I don't exactly believe in the power of just one pickup line. Imo, it must work alongside technique and charm. So, unless your pickup lines have worked before my advice is to never use them.

Q: tell me when we're going to be like them? or even better then them?
A: never

sheesh, so much for.

xo
Nisa S.

There's only one inspiration for me to blog and this person never fails to just oil up my gears and keep it runnin'. I don't even know why or how this person does it. This moment with the wind blowing into my room is perfect for chill back and relak songs from my secret playlist -wiggles eyebrows- Ha, all those songs I'm not eager beaver to share with others 'cos I dont want it to become mainstream. Selfish lah, but what to do kan? I realised I tend to act on the extremes of all scales, at the edge edge you know. But its only real, keepin' it real. SPEAKING OF BEING REAL, REAL MADRID IS A BITCH. Buy players like buy candy, AND MAN UTD, MICHAEL OWEN? Yang dah tak laku nak kutip buat pe? Okay my flow of thoughts just got interrupted by various people, fuck. Fiq's malay damn hancur. xo

Nisa S.

I'll be on hiatus, though I''ll be updating twitter almost every moment. FOLLOWFOLLOW ME AT HTTP://TWITTER.COM/NISASUHAIMY I'll be updating from my phone every moment, okay that's a hyperbole (YAY NEW WORD) I'll just leave you guys with the lamest comeback ever
: the lamest comeback 4 now-oh you got the flu? Haha, you got H1N1! Were you trying to be funny or you just wanted to see me roll my eyes? Seriously. If you dont have a twitter get one, addictive, very addictive. I like it a lot.

xo
Nisa S.

Tomorrow's another perfect day, play your cards well everyone. Remember, only the best wins. Losers are weepers, let's see who breaks down first.